News & Updates
Current thoughts: Why can't we SQL our Mail? Keith Urban is a badass guitarist. RIP Metatron/Snape. Hallo Spaceboyee! What a dynamic year!
Kids' school just sent a stranger-danger alert. Desc: 60yo white male, full white beard, flannel... Don't even think about it, HipsterSanta!
Boggles that peeps misunderstanding orders of magnitude by sharing socialist-Powerball meme, also opine on national debt vs welfare spending